[Thaipan]

For anyone contemplating a visit to LOS. While the 10 Commandments make funny reading there is an element of seriousness behind them, so if you take the advice of experienced LOS hands, read well and always have at the back of your mind.

A Thai BG can, if she has a mind to, empty your wallet faster than you can blink, I've seen it done to innocent unsuspecting falang who are being a bit too flash with their cash and I don't mean they will steal it - but that sometimes does happen too !
http://www.bangkokbo...ommandments.htm

[Thaipan]

Hahahahaha!

Made for excellent reading.. thanks. x

I think every guy who goes to LOS ought to read this at least once. These girls ain't stupid!

[johnsue]

Excellent Post! Thanks.

I have a friend who I need to show that too lol.

Cheers,

John.

[johnsue]

I now some of you have this downloaded, please repost now that Bob is dead.

Thanks!

J.

[MekongMike]

johnsue, on 01 July 2009 - 01:29 AM, said:

I now some of you have this downloaded, please repost now that Bob is dead.

Thanks!

J.

That´s the version I had downloaded from somewhere a long time ago:

The Thai Bargirls´10 Commandments:

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed
walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but
others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special
and check that he isn't wearing trainers.
If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give
you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how
drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your
hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that
you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar fine, and
as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a
good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone
an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you
can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to
send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell
him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him
you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This
will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you
shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys
you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!
As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to
them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends
in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.
It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer
should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our
regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so
it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says
goodbye.
While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his
family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand
that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they
pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and
give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see
the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you
will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to
Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in
Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

[banksy]

thanks mike could not get this on the first link funny stuff

[MekongMike]

banksy, on 21 July 2009 - 08:23 PM, said:

thanks mike could not get this on the first link funny stuff

Welcome Banksy... no probs !
Funny stuff like this always has to be downloaded and stored.
By the way, I´m thinking about writing "10 commandments for barhopping Farangs" to add it to my blog.
I´m still searching for ideas, beside my "MekongMike´s rules" like "Thailand is for holidays. Real life is back home !"
Inspirations from you guys are most welcome here !

[banksy]

MekongMike, on 21 July 2009 - 08:54 PM, said:

Welcome Banksy... no probs !
Funny stuff like this always has to be downloaded and stored.
By the way, I´m thinking about writing "10 commandments for barhopping Farangs" to add it to my blog.
I´m still searching for ideas, beside my "MekongMike´s rules" like "Thailand is for holidays. Real life is back home !"
Inspirations from you guys are most welcome here !

good idea mike hows this for one of them never BF to late as you know the chutie you saw one hour ago when you were geting
changed before going back for her will be far gone

[CrossCong]

MekongMike, on 01 July 2009 - 11:43 AM, said:

Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in
Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

LOL that is soooo true

[Migrant One]

Good thing I passed 50!!!

[martinlanna]

MekongMike, on 21 July 2009 - 09:54 PM, said:

Welcome Banksy... no probs !
Funny stuff like this always has to be downloaded and stored.
By the way, I´m thinking about writing "10 commandments for barhopping Farangs" to add it to my blog.
I´m still searching for ideas, beside my "MekongMike´s rules" like "Thailand is for holidays. Real life is back home !"
Inspirations from you guys are most welcome here !

Think with your wallet and not with your dick????

[banksy]

be quick with the BF if she is a cutie because you know some one will BF her for the rest of your hols :sadwalk:

[MekongMike]

banksy, on 03 September 2009 - 08:20 AM, said:

be quick with the BF if she is a cutie because you know some one will BF her for the rest of your hols :sadwalk:

That´s might be difficult when it is still early on a night out, unless you look for short-times only.

[tallguy]

MekongMike, on 03 September 2009 - 09:05 PM, said:

That´s might be difficult when it is still early on a night out, unless you look for short-times only.

I don't like to barfine early either but even if it doesn't work out perfectly the only downside seems to be that you have had a short time with a cutie. What a terrible thing!!!

Cheers
Tallguy

[banksy]

tallguy, on 04 September 2009 - 01:06 PM, said:

I don't like to barfine early either but even if it doesn't work out perfectly the only downside seems to be that you have had a short time with a cutie. What a terrible thing!!!

Cheers
Tallguy

i dont do short time but jnr does :pimp: lol

This post has been edited by banksy: 04 September 2009 - 04:49 PM

[MekongMike]

tallguy, on 04 September 2009 - 02:06 PM, said:

I don't like to barfine early either but even if it doesn't work out perfectly the only downside seems to be that you have had a short time with a cutie. What a terrible thing!!!

Cheers
Tallguy

...and sometimes even the so called long-time turns into an illusion, especially when you barfine the cutie in the last bar on your tour... at 5:00 o´clock in the morning ! :lookaround: