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Posted 01 February 2009 - 12:07 AM

I found this on www.thailandtip.de, the online edition of a German newspaper in LOS.
In case you think that I´m talking bollox, you can view the German original version here:

http://thailandtip.d...unkturprogramm/

But I must warn you… the site needs aeons to load ( Malaysian server ), and the text is in German only.
I couldn´t find any English report about this new bar fine rule, so I translated this one for you.
Sorry for the nonprofessional text configurations.
Here it goes:

“BAR-FINE SISTER ME” …A NEW ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN
PM Abhisit agreed to finance minister Korn´s suggestion and allowed the cabinet to initiate a third economic stimulus plan
With immediate effect, the barfine for “sister me” has to be payed too !
After tax reliefs and various investments in mega large-scale projects, the third economic stimulus package has to show immediate effect now and will affect all bars in Thailand.
The package carries the name of “Bar-Fine Sister Me”.
By a new law, foreigners are forced to pay the bar fine for two girls, even if they want to barfine one girl only.
According to the bar fine itself, finance minister Korn hopes for additional revenues of 100%.
“The fact that the barfine must be paid to Sister Me too, will result in a situation where tourists wouldn´t have any other possibility than taking two girls instead of one out of the bar !” Korn says “So, the barfine which is around 300 or 700 THB depending on the establishment will be doubled !”
Furthermore Korn sees a good opportunity not in financial aspects only.
As a side effect, even those “love fools” who are normally too shy to barfine two girls at the same time will get their chance:
“The new law will create a win - win situation for all participants ! There will be no losers at all !”
Beside this, the new law would help those bargirls to get an additional income, who sit deedless in the bar, waiting for tourists who might not have come to Thailand at all.
“Even if the barfine for Sister Me has been paid only because the new law dictates it, the bar collects the double barfine and Sister Me will get her deal, which she will in her consumerism bring to supermarkets and snack stalls immediately – even her deal is 100 THB only !” Korn says with great enthusiasm for his own idea.
“Every little helps !” he says in conclusion.
There is still no response from bargirls and bar owners at present.


The question is: Is this a hoax or is it true ?
Would be interesting to read your comments… and to know if there are any more announcements for this new law also in English news medias.









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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:01 AM

lol Mike......like it.....

I never really got the hang of two girls.......sadly I only have one dick.....but this trip.....if this is that law (and maybe if it isn't) I might just try it again!!

Hey I'll buy you a berr, we are in LOS same time I think.

Cheers,

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 01:25 PM

QUOTE (johnsue @ Feb 1 2009, 2:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol Mike......like it.....

I never really got the hang of two girls.......sadly I only have one dick.....but this trip.....if this is that law (and maybe if it isn't) I might just try it again!!

Hey I'll buy you a berr, we are in LOS same time I think.

Cheers,

J.


2 girls is fun if you get the right girls.....but a bit expensive every night.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 11:01 PM

QUOTE (johnsue @ Feb 1 2009, 2:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol Mike......like it.....

I never really got the hang of two girls.......sadly I only have one dick.....but this trip.....if this is that law (and maybe if it isn't) I might just try it again!!

Hey I'll buy you a berr, we are in LOS same time I think.

Cheers,

J.



Hope you´ll make it down to Pattaya, because once again it looks like that I´m not going anywhere else.
After all the trouble at work in the past few weeks and months, I´m just happy to get away from Krautland and to hang around at Jomtien Beach by day and in bars by night... getting pampered well by some girls.



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Posted 07 February 2009 - 11:06 PM

QUOTE (martinlanna @ Feb 1 2009, 1:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2 girls is fun if you get the right girls.....but a bit expensive every night.


Yo... But we better don´t tell a well known bar owner about this new "Bar-Fine Sister Me" law !
Even it might was a hoax, it could give him some ideas... tongue.gif rofl.gif

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (MekongMike @ Feb 8 2009, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yo... But we better don´t tell a well known bar owner about this new "Bar-Fine Sister Me" law !
Even it might was a hoax, it could give him some ideas... tongue.gif rofl.gif


I've only taken 2 girls from that bar and each alone...sadly the stock there is not to my taste most of the time.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:58 AM

QUOTE (martinlanna @ Feb 8 2009, 11:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've only taken 2 girls from that bar and each alone...sadly the stock there is not to my taste most of the time.


Just like anywhere else... imho... sometimes good, sometimes bad... it doesn´t matters to me, because I´m the type of man who just likes to sit in a bar sometimes... not every night being on search for a girl to barfine.
So, it´s a good place to go... no strings attached at all !

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 01:18 PM

QUOTE (MekongMike @ Feb 8 2009, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just like anywhere else... imho... sometimes good, sometimes bad... it doesn´t matters to me, because I´m the type of man who just likes to sit in a bar sometimes... not every night being on search for a girl to barfine.
So, it´s a good place to go... no strings attached at all !


I like to sit there early evening and watch the girls go past...people watching......entertaining as hell sometimes.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:53 PM

QUOTE (martinlanna @ Feb 8 2009, 1:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like to sit there early evening and watch the girls go past...people watching......entertaining as hell sometimes.


Yup... sometimes I stop there on my way back from Jomtien Beach around 5:30pm... for a beer or two and for watching the world passing by... unless the restless SamSongTom wants to go somewhere else in Soi 7 or Soi 8, where the girls are in party mood already.

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (MekongMike @ Feb 1 2009, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I found this on www.thailandtip.de, the online edition of a German newspaper in LOS.
In case you think that I´m talking bollox, you can view the German original version here:

http://thailandtip.d...unkturprogramm/

But I must warn you… the site needs aeons to load ( Malaysian server ), and the text is in German only.
I couldn´t find any English report about this new bar fine rule, so I translated this one for you.
Sorry for the nonprofessional text configurations.
Here it goes:

“BAR-FINE SISTER ME” …A NEW ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN
PM Abhisit agreed to finance minister Korn´s suggestion and allowed the cabinet to initiate a third economic stimulus plan
With immediate effect, the barfine for “sister me” has to be payed too !
After tax reliefs and various investments in mega large-scale projects, the third economic stimulus package has to show immediate effect now and will affect all bars in Thailand.
The package carries the name of “Bar-Fine Sister Me”.
By a new law, foreigners are forced to pay the bar fine for two girls, even if they want to barfine one girl only.
According to the bar fine itself, finance minister Korn hopes for additional revenues of 100%.
“The fact that the barfine must be paid to Sister Me too, will result in a situation where tourists wouldn´t have any other possibility than taking two girls instead of one out of the bar !” Korn says “So, the barfine which is around 300 or 700 THB depending on the establishment will be doubled !”
Furthermore Korn sees a good opportunity not in financial aspects only.
As a side effect, even those “love fools” who are normally too shy to barfine two girls at the same time will get their chance:
“The new law will create a win - win situation for all participants ! There will be no losers at all !”
Beside this, the new law would help those bargirls to get an additional income, who sit deedless in the bar, waiting for tourists who might not have come to Thailand at all.
“Even if the barfine for Sister Me has been paid only because the new law dictates it, the bar collects the double barfine and Sister Me will get her deal, which she will in her consumerism bring to supermarkets and snack stalls immediately – even her deal is 100 THB only !” Korn says with great enthusiasm for his own idea.
“Every little helps !” he says in conclusion.
There is still no response from bargirls and bar owners at present.


The question is: Is this a hoax or is it true ?
Would be interesting to read your comments… and to know if there are any more announcements for this new law also in English news medias.



It´s more than hoax: It´s a joke !
"Thailand Tip" has used this text for their satire page...

Please note, that this Kraut here believed that it was a serious report... till he found out tonight that the original text came from "Not The Nation" which is a Thai related satire site in the web.
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